Your average Liberal today looks down on Homo neanderthalensis as a knuckle-dragging hair-pulling caveman.

Irony comes back from the dead to bite them here, as the average Neanderthal was the most intelligent pre-modern bipedal ape. They lived in Europe and all the way into Siberia for hundreds of thousands of years. They lived in climates that would make the average Liberal freeze to death without their air conditioners. They hunted creatures like Mammoths and Rhinos, beasts which we Homo sapiens would not have taken on. They were powerful, potentially able to lift a ton, and were easily capable of mastering the most advanced stone tools of their time.

Neanderthals had bigger brains than we did, had evolved and were used to Ice Age conditions, and were perfectly willing to kill any threat to their existence.

Calling a Conservative a Neanderthal is not an insult, it's a compliment, and I for one take that to be a compliment. After all, the average Liberal of today would have gotten themselves as cave bear meat before you could say Jack Robin.

While on the subject of insults, the Dinosauria have proven to be one of the most successful species of animals, not extinct after all. When I eats me a chicken, I eat a dinosaur. Yet those birds that poop on my car are the modern descendants of animals like Tyrannosaurus, Carnotaurus, Spinosaurus, Jenghizkhan, and Velociraptor. So, to be compared to a dinosaur is slightly more insulting, as I am no chicken to be eaten by the starving Liberal masses of zombies thirsting for conservative blood.

Thank you, and good morning!